Food & Drink Towels

I never said I would die without coffee. I said other people would.

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Whip it. Whip it good.

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I like to cook with wine. Sometimes I even put it in my food.

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Come here you giant cup of beautiful coffee and lie to me about how much we are going to get done today.

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Coffee Chocolate Men. Some things are just better rich.

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Bacon (noun) The reason I am not a vegetarian.

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For Christmas, I’ll be having my favorite drink. It’s called “a lot.”

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Eating (verb) When there is nothing else to do.

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I always offer my family two dinner choices. Take it or leave it.

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Oh the weather outside is frightful, but the wine is so delightful.

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I drink bourbon because I don’t like to keep things bottled up.

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I’ll have a cafe-mocha-vodka-valium-latte to go, please.

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For the third time this week, I’m buying booze for the next two weeks

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Anyone else feel like they’ve cooked dinner 795 times this month?

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People disappoint…pizza is eternal.

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Ramen (noun) A gourmet meal for college students and others oppressed by debt.

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Just eat real food.

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Wine gets better with time. I get better with wine / Natural Kitchen Towel

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Good news. Holiday calories don’t count.

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