Kitchen Towels

Deck the halls, not your family White Kitchen Towel

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Yes. I am still in my pajamas. What did I accomplish today? The kids are still alive. Say thank you. Now say I’m pretty.

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This year’s goals: Save $10, Lose 2 lbs, … Towel

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The world is a better place because of you.

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The good thing about water is that you can have it in your workplace. Now, what’s special about vodka is that it looks like water.

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Custom ZIP Code Personalizable White Kitchen Tea Towel

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This home runs on love, laughter and inappropriate humor / Kitchen Towel

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PROVEN FACT: If you wait long enough to make dinner, everyone will just eat cereal.

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I’m sorry for what I said when I was hungry.

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Fluent in fowl language White Kitchen Towel

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Life is too short to just have one dog.

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How do I like my eggs? Umm, in a cake. / Natural Kitchen Towel

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Dieting is hard. I left off the spinkles on my cupcake today. (cupcake image)

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Bread & butter, rock & roll, you & me

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Yes, I can still party like an absolute rock star. However, it would appear that I cannot recover like one.

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If it weren’t for coffee I’d have no personality whatsoever.

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Even the darkest night … – Victor Hugo Towel

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Gimme some sugar / Natural Kitchen Towel

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You inspire me (to drink)

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