Clearance Towels

Life is a series of thousands of miracles. Notice them. (Bird image)

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You are the moon to my shine

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We go together like moonshine and a mason jar.

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One martini, two martini, three martini, Floor!

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Never trust a skinny cook.

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Let’s make it an “up all night” kind of summer.

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If you want to bring happiness to the whole world, go home and love your family.

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I’m the only Hell my mama ever raised.

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I’m not drunk. I’m Irish. (SOME GREEN INK)

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I’ll be Irish in a few beers. (SOME GREEN INK)

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I thank God for my children every day. Without them, I would not have realized how well mac and cheese pairs with white wine.

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I have put one drink in each room. I’m gonna get dressed and go bar hopping.

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Your garden club may have scintillating discussions, but my garden club can drink your garden club under the table.

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Here is a list of things my kids don’t argue about: 1. 2. 3.

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The problem with political jokes is too many of them get elected.

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When I win the lottery, I’m going to wait to share the money with my kids for as long as it took them to clean up like I asked them…18 years should be about right.

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