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The captain is always right.

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The holidays will be fine just as long as we have wine.

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The problem with political jokes is too many of them get elected.

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Tis the season to be jolly

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To some, it’s just water. To me, it’s where I regain my sanity. / Natural Kitchen Towel

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We go together like moonshine and a mason jar.

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When do we usually find out who the teachers are for next year? I hope it isn’t me.

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When I win the lottery, I’m going to wait to share the money with my kids for as long as it took them to clean up like I asked them…18 years should be about right.

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You are the moon to my shine

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Your garden club may have scintillating discussions, but my garden club can drink your garden club under the table.

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Your kindness melts my heart.

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