White Kitchen Towels

Cosmopolitan White Kitchen Towel

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Let’s grow old and botox together White Kitchen Towel

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I was diagnosed with OCCABD. Obsessive, compulsive, cursing, angry bitch disorder. There is no cure.

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Some days its nice to just relax and have a cocktail and then, other days it’s nice to just relax and have a cocktail.

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She believed she could, so she did

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Ten years ago I was cool. Today I awoke to a child’s finger in my nose, wore pj’s all day and applied antiwrinkle cream. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

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I want to be a mature adult. I really do. But I also want to eat ice cream and wear pajamas all day. Do you see my dilemma here?

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We are sisters. If I am mad at someone, you are mad at them too. End of story.

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Fluent in fowl language White Kitchen Towel

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Don’t go Bacon my heart Kitchen Towel

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Love build a happy home Kitchen Towel

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Don’t fuck up the kitchen / Kitchen Tea Towel

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If you are lucky enough to be at the beach, you are lucky enough.

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Coffee Chocolate Men. Some things are just better rich.

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Yes, I really do need all these cats. (Cat images)

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I’ll have a cafe-mocha-vodka-valium-latte to go, please.

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Many have eaten here; few have died / Kitchen Towel

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Today’s Special: Eat it or Starve / Kitchen Towel

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Palm Trees and Ocean Breeze / Kitchen Tea Towel

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Patience: (Noun) What you have when there are too many witnesses

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