{"product_id":"i-only-drink-on-two-occasions-kitchen-towel","title":"I only drink on two occasions Kitchen Towel","description":"\u003cp\u003eCelebrate your unique drinking philosophy with our \"I only drink on two occasions\" kitchen towel! Featuring the witty quote, \"I only drink on two occasions: When it's my birthday and when it's not,\" this towel is sure to bring a smile to your kitchen routine. Perfect for adding a splash of humor to your cooking space or as a fun conversation starter during gatherings.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeasuring 18\" x 28\", this flour sack kitchen towel is made from 100% cotton, ensuring durability and absorbency. It's machine washable for easy care and designed to withstand everyday use while keeping your kitchen stylish and functional.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether you're treating yourself or searching for a lighthearted gift, this towel is the perfect addition to any home. Bring laughter and practicality together with this charming piece from Second Nature Retail.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Second Nature Retail","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54634969661812,"sku":"TWL1190","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0968\/8268\/8372\/files\/TWL1190.jpg?v=1779295122","url":"https:\/\/secondnaturebyhand.com\/products\/i-only-drink-on-two-occasions-kitchen-towel","provider":"Second Nature Retail","version":"1.0","type":"link"}