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My Children Meow / Kitchen Towel

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My Children Bark / Kitchen Towel

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If you are reading this then you are blissfully unaware of what is creeping up behind you / Kitchen Towel

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Don’t go bacon my heart / Kitchen Towel

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Be mine wine / Kitchen Towel

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Please Use Me Kitchen Towel

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Fully Vaccinated Still Antisocial / Natural Kitchen Towel

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The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. / Natural Kitchen Towel

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Mistletoe kisses and warm winter wishes / Natural Kitchen Towel

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Gimme some sugar / Natural Kitchen Towel

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You inspire me (to drink)

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Work hard & be good to people.

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Whoever is praying for snow, please stop. Sincerely, [STATE]

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When do we usually find out who the teachers are for next year? I hope it isn’t me.

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We tailgate harder than your team plays

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This is my town, nah na nah nah nah, yeah, this is my town. Nashville, TN

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This is my town, nah na nah nah nah, yeah, this is my town. Franklin, TN

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This is my town, nah na nah nah nah, yeah, this is my town. Austin, TX

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There will be absolutely no working during drinking hours.

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Sometimes you just have to bypass the glass.

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