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If you want to bring happiness to the whole world, go home and love your family.

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I’ve lost my mind. I’m pretty sure the kids took it.

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I’ve been training all season to eat at the party for the biggest football game of the year. Let the game begin!

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I’m the only Hell my mama ever raised.

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I’m thankful for the three ounce ziploc bag. It gives me somewhere to put my savings.

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I’m particularly fond of mischief, mayhem & moonshine

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I’m not drunk. I’m Irish. (SOME GREEN INK)

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I’m going to eat whatever I want tonight because I cried at work today.

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I’m feeling a little overworked & underintoxicated

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I’m a God fearin’ hard workin’ combine driver hoggin’ up the road on my p-p-p-plower, chug a lug a luggin’ 5 miles an hour on my International Harvester

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I’ll be Irish in a few beers. (SOME GREEN INK)

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I was socially isolating before it was cool.

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I was going to throw in the towel, but then I remembered how much laundry I already have to do.

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I was going to bake you a cake, but alcohol sounded much better.

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I thank God for my children every day. Without them, I would not have realized how well mac and cheese pairs with white wine.

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I pledge allegiance to the flag / 28″x28″ Reclaimed Wood Sign

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I Need Vitamin SEA / Natural Kitchen Towel

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I loved you then. I loved you still. Always have. Always will. / 28″x28″ Reclaimed Wood Sign

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