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When I win the lottery, I’m going to wait to share the money with my kids for as long as it took them to clean up like I asked them…18 years should be about right.

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The most important work we will ever do is within the walls of our own home.

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The captain is always right.

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Take me back to Yellowstone

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Strength (cross in place of T)

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Speak kindly to yourself today.

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Quarantine drinking game: Take a drink every time you hear “MOM!” Just kidding. Don’t do that. You will die.

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Observations four hours into homeschooling: Teachers need to make more than professional athletes, actors and CEOs.

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Never trust a skinny cook.

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My little love muffin.

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My kid ranked all his teachers today. I came in last place. So, yeah, homeschooling is going great.

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Motherhood. When your fantasies are now about sleeping.

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Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily Life is but a dream!

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Life is better on the slopes

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If you want to bring happiness to the whole world, go home and love your family.

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I’m the only Hell my mama ever raised.

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I’m the captain. That’s why.

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I love you, coffee

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I hope you know somebody loves you.

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