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This kitchen is closed due to illness.

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I can tell by your sarcastic undertones… Towel

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I never said I would die without coffee. I said other people would. / Natural Kitchen Towel

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Yes. I am still in my pajamas. What did I accomplish today? The kids are still alive. Say thank you. Now say I’m pretty.

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I was diagnosed with OCCABD. Obsessive, compulsive, cursing, angry bitch disorder. There is no cure.

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And then the wine whispered…/ 6″x6″ Wood Sign

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Grandma definition White Kitchen Towel

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Custom State with Script Words/ 6″x6″ Wood Sign

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Having a place to go is home…/ 16″ Round Wood Sign

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State Scripted Towel

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This year’s goals: Save $10, Lose 2 lbs, … Towel

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Fuck Yes this that you off / 13oz Mug

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I like my butt rubbed and my pork pulled / Kitchen Tea Towel

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I don’t like Morning People.. Or Mornings.. Or People / Kitchen Towel

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I know the voices aren’t real but man do they come up with some great ideas / Kitchen Towel

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I Do Not Have Ducks Or A Row I Have Squirrels Kitchen Towel

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When a woman says “Do whatever you want” Do NOT do whatever you want.

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STATE ROOTS SIGN / 6″x6″ Reclaimed Wood Sign

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Some days its nice to just relax and have a cocktail and then, other days it’s nice to just relax and have a cocktail.

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PARENT OF THE YEAR AWARD: Helping your child search for the chocolate you ate last night.

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