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I thank God for my children every day. Without them, I would not have realized how well mac and cheese pairs with white wine.

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I was socially isolating before it was cool.

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I’ll be Irish in a few beers. (SOME GREEN INK)

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I’m feeling a little overworked & underintoxicated

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I’m not drunk. I’m Irish. (SOME GREEN INK)

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I’m particularly fond of mischief, mayhem & moonshine

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I’m the only Hell my mama ever raised.

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If you want to bring happiness to the whole world, go home and love your family.

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It may take a village to raise a child, but I swear it’s going to take a vineyard to homeschool one.

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Keep your friends close and your moonshine closer.

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Let’s make it an “up all night” kind of summer.

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Life is better on the slopes

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My kid ranked all his teachers today. I came in last place. So, yeah, homeschooling is going great.

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Never trust a skinny cook.

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Observations four hours into homeschooling: Teachers need to make more than professional athletes, actors and CEOs.

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One martini, two martini, three martini, Floor!

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