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Whatever. I am still fabulous.

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When in doubt Pull it Out / Kitchen Tea Towel

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When Mommy says she needs you to take a nap so she can “get stuff done” that’s code for: “Mommy needs time to eat those cookies she’s been hiding from you…”

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When one door closes talk shit about it / Kitchen Towel

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When you hear a southern girl yell, “Oh, Hell no!” you’d better run.

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When you seek beauty in all people and all things you will not only find it you will become it / Natural Kitchen Towel

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Whiskey Sour White Kitchen Towel

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Whoever said “less is more” probably never had quite enough “more.”

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Wine gets better with time. I get better with wine / Natural Kitchen Towel

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Wisconsin Chick White Kitchen Towel

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Yeah because actually my job, it’s just beach / Trend White Kitchen Tea Towel

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Yes, I can still party like an absolute rock star. However, it would appear that I cannot recover like one.

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Yes, I really do need all these cats. (Cat images)

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Yes. I am still in my pajamas. What did I accomplish today? The kids are still alive. Say thank you. Now say I’m pretty.

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You are invited to my party. Mainly for your skills at sharing party photos on Facebook.

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You are my happy place / Natural Kitchen Towel

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You don’t have to be perfect to be Amazing / Kitchen Towel

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You know what takes longer than a kid telling a story? Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

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