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The dentist said I needed a crown. (crown image) I was like I know, right?!

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We interrupt this relationship to bring you “Hunting Season.”

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You’re making it difficult for me to be the parent I always imagined I would be.

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I wish I was the person I thought I could … Towel

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I’m an adult. I can do whatever I want.… Towel

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Enjoy the gift of this ordinary day.

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Have kids they said. It will be fun they said.

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I’ve lost my mind. I’m pretty sure the kids took it.

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My dream job would be driving the karma bus.

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Today’s Goal: Keep the tiny humans alive

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Underestimate me. That will be fun.

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We are only as strong as the girlfriends we have.

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We travel not to escape life, but for life not to escape us.

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Work hard & be good to people.

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You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you.

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I never said I would die without coffee. I said other people would.

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Keep your friends close and your bourbon closer.

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Hot Cocoa & Christmas Lights White Kitchen Towel

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Prosecho ho ho White Kitchen Towel

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Deck the halls, not your family White Kitchen Towel

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