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If found in microwave, please return to Mom

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Welcome home / Natural Kitchen Towel

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My kids laugh because they think I’m crazy, I laugh because they don’t know it’s hereditary / Kitchen Towel

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I’m Fine. It’s fine. Everything is fine / 13oz Mug

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Keep your friends close and your bourbon closer.

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State Scripted Towel

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I Do Not Have Ducks Or A Row I Have Squirrels Kitchen Towel

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Being a Trophy Wife is Exhausting / Kitchen Towel

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I never said I would die without coffee. I said other people would.

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Custom City List Towel

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My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.

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Dog Mother Wine Lover / Kitchen Towel

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I like to cook with wine. Sometimes I even put it in my food.

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Books… because reality is overrated

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Mom Mommy Mom Mom Mommy Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. There’s no better job.

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We’ll be friends until we are old …. White Kitchen Towel

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I’ve lost my mind. I’m pretty sure the kids took it.

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This kitchen is closed due to illness.

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I like my butt rubbed and my pork pulled / Kitchen Tea Towel

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We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.

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