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I usually forget this bag in the car // Large Tote Bag

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I want it all and I want it delivered

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I want my kids to be independent & strong-willed…just not while I’m raising them. / 10″x10″ Reclaimed Wood Sign

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I want to be a mature adult. I really do. But I also want to eat ice cream and wear pajamas all day. Do you see my dilemma here?

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I want to be a nice person but everyone is just stupid / 6×14 Reclaimed Wood Sign

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I want to go home, but all my kids are there. / 6″x6″ Reclaimed Wood Sign

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I want to go home, but my kids are there.

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I was cleaning my kitchen when suddenly I realized, OMG I’m late for Facebook!!! / 10″x10″ Reclaimed Wood Sign

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I was diagnosed with OCCABD. Obsessive, compulsive, cursing, angry bitch disorder. There is no cure.

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I was going to bake you a cake, but alcohol sounded much better.

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I was going to throw in the towel but then I remembered how much laundry I already have / Grey Kitchen Towel

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I was socially isolating before it was cool.

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I wasn’t born in Texas, but I got here as fast as I could.

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I will hold you in my heart until I hold you in heaven / 10″x10″ Reclaimed Wood Sign

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I will see your sarcasm and raise you some sass. / 6″x6″ Reclaimed Wood Sign

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I will survive / Natural Kitchen Towel

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I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym & pick it back up when its ready / 14×6 Reclaimed Wood Wall Decor

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I wish I was as tired as I thought I was before I had kids / Natural Tote Bag

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I wish I was the person I thought I could … Towel

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I wish more people were fluent in silence / 6×6 Wood Sign

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