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I was cleaning my kitchen when suddenly I realized, OMG I’m late for Facebook!!! / 10″x10″ Reclaimed Wood Sign

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I was diagnosed with OCCABD. Obsessive, compulsive, cursing, angry bitch disorder. There is no cure.

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I was going to bake you a cake, but alcohol sounded much better.

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I was going to throw in the towel but then I remembered how much laundry I already have / Grey Kitchen Towel

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I was socially isolating before it was cool.

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I wasn’t born in Texas, but I got here as fast as I could.

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I will hold you in my heart until I hold you in heaven / 10″x10″ Reclaimed Wood Sign

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I will see your sarcasm and raise you some sass. / 6″x6″ Reclaimed Wood Sign

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I will survive / Natural Kitchen Towel

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I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym & pick it back up when its ready / 14×6 Reclaimed Wood Wall Decor

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I wish I was as tired as I thought I was before I had kids / Natural Tote Bag

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I wish I was the person I thought I could … Towel

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I wish more people were fluent in silence / 6×6 Wood Sign

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I won’t be remembered as a woman who kept her mouth shut. I’m OK with that.

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I Work Out (Of My Home) / 6X6 Reclaimed Wood Sign

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I would agree with you… but then we’d both be wrong / 10×10 Reclaimed Wood Wall Decor

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I would do anything to be thin. Except diet and exercise. / 10×10 Reclaimed Wood Sign

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I would love to but my dog said no. / 6″x6″ Reclaimed Wood Sign

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I’d love to, but my dog said no.

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I’d Smoke That / 22×16 Indoor/Outdoor Recycled Plastic Wall Art

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