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I was going to bake you a cake, but alcohol sounded much better.

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I was going to throw in the towel, but then I remembered how much laundry I already have to do.

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I’m a God fearin’ hard workin’ combine driver hoggin’ up the road on my p-p-p-plower, chug a lug a luggin’ 5 miles an hour on my International Harvester

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I’m going to eat whatever I want tonight because I cried at work today.

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I’m thankful for the three ounce ziploc bag. It gives me somewhere to put my savings.

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I’ve been training all season to eat at the party for the biggest football game of the year. Let the game begin!

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I’ve lost my mind. I’m pretty sure the kids took it.

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Just because it is a bad idea doesn’t mean it won’t be a good time

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Kitchen for display only

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Let it snow. Let it snow. Let it snow.

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Let’s stay home / Natural Kitchen Towel

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Life is simple, just add water / Natural Kitchen Towel

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Love (Irish shamrock in place of O) (GREEN SHAMROCK)

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Love everyone / Natural Kitchen Towel

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Love grows here. / Natural Kitchen Towel

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Love is in the air, and it smells like coffee / Natural Kitchen Towel

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