I only drink on two occasions Kitchen Towel
I only drink on two occasions : When it's my birthday and when it's not
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Celebrate your unique drinking philosophy with our "I only drink on two occasions" kitchen towel! Featuring the witty quote, "I only drink on two occasions: When it's my birthday and when it's not," this towel is sure to bring a smile to your kitchen routine. Perfect for adding a splash of humor to your cooking space or as a fun conversation starter during gatherings.
Measuring 18" x 28", this flour sack kitchen towel is made from 100% cotton, ensuring durability and absorbency. It's machine washable for easy care and designed to withstand everyday use while keeping your kitchen stylish and functional.
Whether you're treating yourself or searching for a lighthearted gift, this towel is the perfect addition to any home. Bring laughter and practicality together with this charming piece from Second Nature Retail.
FAQs
What kind of products do you sell?
We offer a curated collection of home décor and gift items including reclaimed wood signs, decorative wood signs, kitchen towels, cozy pillows, and mugs. Many of our pieces feature rustic, farmhouse-inspired designs perfect for adding warmth and personality to your home.
Are your wood signs really made from reclaimed wood?
Many of our signs are made from reclaimed wood, meaning the wood has been repurposed from older materials such as barns, buildings, or previously used lumber. This gives each piece unique character, including natural imperfections, grain patterns, and variations in color.
Will my item look exactly like the photo?
Because reclaimed wood and handmade processes are involved, each item may vary slightly in color, texture, or grain. These small differences make every piece one-of-a-kind.
Do you offer seasonal or holiday designs?
Yes! We regularly release seasonal and holiday collections, including designs for fall, Christmas, spring, and other special occasions. These items may only be available for a limited time.
Can I customize some of these items?
In many cases, yes! We may offer custom options such as family names, dates, or personalized phrases. Check out our custom collection shown in our top navigation.
How long does it take to process my order?
Processing time typically ranges from 7-10 business days. Custom orders may take slightly longer depending on the level of personalization.
What is your return policy?
If there is a problem with your order — including damaged items, incorrect products, or concerns about quality — please contact us as soon as possible so we can assist you.
Email: info@secondnaturebyhand.com
When reaching out, please include: Your full name, Order number, A brief description of the issue, Photos (if applicable) to help us better understand the concern
Providing complete information allows us to review your request quickly and efficiently.
Email: info@secondnaturebyhand.com
When reaching out, please include: Your full name, Order number, A brief description of the issue, Photos (if applicable) to help us better understand the concern
Providing complete information allows us to review your request quickly and efficiently.
What is your shipping policy?
Shipping is calculated at 15% of your total retail order amount.
The shipping fee will be automatically calculated and displayed at checkout before you complete your purchase.
Standard Orders: Our standard turnaround time is 7–10 business days. This timeframe includes order processing and preparation prior to shipment.
Custom Orders: For custom items, the 7–10 business day turnaround begins after the custom design has been approved by the customer. Production will not begin until final approval is received.
Please note that business days do not include weekends or holidays.
We ship using the most appropriate and reliable carrier based on your order contents and delivery location. Our shipping partners include: USPS, UPS, FedEx
Carrier selection is determined at our discretion to ensure the safest and most efficient delivery of your order.
Delivery times may vary depending on carrier performance and destination.
Once your order has shipped, you will receive tracking information to monitor your delivery.
We are not responsible for delays caused by carriers, weather, or other circumstances beyond our control.
If you have any questions regarding your order, please contact our customer support team.
Standard Orders: Our standard turnaround time is 7–10 business days. This timeframe includes order processing and preparation prior to shipment.
Custom Orders: For custom items, the 7–10 business day turnaround begins after the custom design has been approved by the customer. Production will not begin until final approval is received.
Please note that business days do not include weekends or holidays.
We ship using the most appropriate and reliable carrier based on your order contents and delivery location. Our shipping partners include: USPS, UPS, FedEx
Carrier selection is determined at our discretion to ensure the safest and most efficient delivery of your order.
Delivery times may vary depending on carrier performance and destination.
Once your order has shipped, you will receive tracking information to monitor your delivery.
We are not responsible for delays caused by carriers, weather, or other circumstances beyond our control.
If you have any questions regarding your order, please contact our customer support team.
