Humor

The only thing to fear is fear itself …and spiders. / 14″x6″ Reclaimed Wood Sign

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I’m not a procrastinator. I’m just extremely productive at unimportant things. / 14″x6″ Reclaimed Wood Sign

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In my defense, I was left unsupervised. / 14″x6″ Reclaimed Wood Sign

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I’ve got a good heart, but this mouth. / 14″x6″ Reclaimed Wood Sign

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You are about to exceed the limits of my medication. / 14″x6″ Reclaimed Wood Sign

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I’m feeling a little overworked and underintoxicated. / 14″x6″ Reclaimed Wood Sign

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Sarcasm is my spirit animal. / 14″x6″ Reclaimed Wood Sign

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Sometimes I pretend to be normal. / 14″x6″ Reclaimed Wood Sign

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No one else can be you. That is your superpower. / 14″x6″ Reclaimed Wood Sign

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The first 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest. / 14″x6″ Reclaimed Wood Sign

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Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my metabolism the most. / 14″x6″ Reclaimed Wood Sign

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We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t rememer which one of us is the bad influence. / 14″x6″ Reclaimed Wood Sign

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Resting Bitch Face Champion / 14×6 Reclaimed Wood Wall Decor

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My mind is a dirty thing and I love having you in it / 14×6 Reclaimed Wood Wall Decor

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I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym & pick it back up when its ready / 14×6 Reclaimed Wood Wall Decor

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My people skills are just fine …/ 14×6 Wood Sign

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This is our tribe. These are our people. We are a Team. Whatever Comes our Way… / 10″X10″ Reclaimed Wood Sign

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As a parent, you often realize…. This IS my circus. Those ARE my monkeys. / 10″x10″ Reclaimed Wood Sign

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I’m not responsible for what my face does when you talk / 10×10 Reclaimed Wood Wall Decor

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I would do anything to be thin. Except diet and exercise. / 10×10 Reclaimed Wood Sign

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