Kitchen Towels

Motherhood Powered by love. Fueled by coffee. Sustained by wine.

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Mom, watch this! is your child’s equivalent of “Hold my beer.” It usually means something foolish and dangerous is about to take place.

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Mama said there would be days like this.

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Love is spoken here. Joy is chosen here. Grace is given here. (Bird image)

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Let it snow. Let it snow. Let it snow.

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Kitchen for display only

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I’ve lost my mind. I’m pretty sure the kids took it.

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I’m not drunk. I’m Irish. (SOME GREEN INK)

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I’m feeling a little overworked & underintoxicated

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I’m a God fearin’ hard workin’ combine driver hoggin’ up the road on my p-p-p-plower, chug a lug a luggin’ 5 miles an hour on my International Harvester

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I’ll be Irish in a few beers. (SOME GREEN INK)

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I was socially isolating before it was cool.

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I was going to bake you a cake, but alcohol sounded much better.

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I want to go home, but my kids are there.

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I want it all and I want it delivered

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I read banned books.

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I just want 15 minutes with no one needing me, touching me, texting me, or talking to me. Is that really too much to ask?

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I have put one drink in each room. I’m gonna get dressed and go bar hopping.

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I don’t sing in the shower. I perform.

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