Kitchen Towels

Oh Snap! White Kitchen Towel

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Sweet but twisted White Kitchen Towel

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Deck the halls, not your family White Kitchen Towel

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Prosecho ho ho White Kitchen Towel

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Hot Cocoa & Christmas Lights White Kitchen Towel

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I’m an adult. I can do whatever I want.… Towel

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I wish I was the person I thought I could … Towel

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You’re making it difficult for me to be the parent I always imagined I would be.

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We interrupt this relationship to bring you “Hunting Season.”

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My house would be a lot cleaner if my family didn’t live here.

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My house is not dirty. I just have everything on display. Like a museum.

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I won’t be remembered as a woman who kept her mouth shut. I’m OK with that.

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I have a ton of excitement in my life. (I used to call it stress, but I feel much better now that I call it excitement.)

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Everyone thinks that a girl’s dream is to find the perfect guy. PLEASE… Every girl’s dream is to eat without getting fat.

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Everyone talks about an inner child… Towel

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This kitchen is closed due to illness.

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I can tell by your sarcastic undertones… Towel

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I never said I would die without coffee. I said other people would. / Natural Kitchen Towel

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Yes. I am still in my pajamas. What did I accomplish today? The kids are still alive. Say thank you. Now say I’m pretty.

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I was diagnosed with OCCABD. Obsessive, compulsive, cursing, angry bitch disorder. There is no cure.

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