Kitchen Towels

Grocery List (noun) Document you spend time writing but forget to bring to the store.

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Diet Soda (noun) A drink you buy to go with a double cheeseburger and fires.

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Dream one size too big. Unless dreaming about clothing. Then dream one size smaller.

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If it weren’t for coffee I’d have no personality whatsoever.

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Life is a series of thousands of miracles. Notice them. (Bird image)

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Your speed doesn’t matter… forward is forward. (Turtle images)

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My lips will shout for joy when I sing praise to You. Psalm 71

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The problem with political jokes is too many of them get elected.

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Your garden club may have scintillating discussions, but my garden club can drink your garden club under the table.

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Cooking is love made visible.

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Just eat real food.

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Ramen (noun) A gourmet meal for college students and others oppressed by debt.

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Tailgating checklist

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The internet was down today. That explains why the house is so clean and dinner is on the table.

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Create in me a clean heart, O God, and renew a steadfast spirit within me. Psalm 51:10

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Oh the weather outside is frightful, but the wine is so delightful.

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Dog kisses cure everything. – Artist: Lynn Sanchelli

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I like you. A lot. You make me happy. You make me laugh. You’re different. You’re a little crazy and your smile alone can make my day.

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Cat wisdom: Be loveable, keep your feet grounded, take time to play, be alert and relaxed at the same time, know who you are, take naps, no matter what you do wrong… always blame the dog. (Cat images)

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