Kitchen Towels

Each day, reflect on those little moments for which you are grateful. Often it is in the littlest moments that we find our greatest blessings.

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Eat, drink, and jingle like you mean it

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For years, I’ve made sure the Tooth Fairy arrived faithfully anytime she was needed. Where the heck is the Alcohol Fairy when I need her?

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Forget the dog. Beware of the kids… – Artist: Lynn Sanchelli

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HOME is where your MOM is

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I am sorry for the things I said when it was winter.

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I don’t go to the hair salon to get a haircut. I go there so someone will massage my scalp, tell me I look amazing, talk to me about anything other than cartoons, and mentally prepare me to go back to battle for four more weeks.

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I don’t sing in the shower. I perform.

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I have put one drink in each room. I’m gonna get dressed and go bar hopping.

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I just want 15 minutes with no one needing me, touching me, texting me, or talking to me. Is that really too much to ask?

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I read banned books.

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I want it all and I want it delivered

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I want to go home, but my kids are there.

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I was going to bake you a cake, but alcohol sounded much better.

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I was socially isolating before it was cool.

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I’ll be Irish in a few beers. (SOME GREEN INK)

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I’m a God fearin’ hard workin’ combine driver hoggin’ up the road on my p-p-p-plower, chug a lug a luggin’ 5 miles an hour on my International Harvester

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I’m feeling a little overworked & underintoxicated

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I’m not drunk. I’m Irish. (SOME GREEN INK)

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I’ve lost my mind. I’m pretty sure the kids took it.

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