Family Towels

I love that you’re my mom.

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Mom Mommy Mom Mom Mommy Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. There’s no better job.

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To the world you are a mother, to your family you are the world / Natural Kitchen Towel

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Careful, Free Range Children.

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Motherhood. You know your life has changed when going to the grocery store by yourself is a vacation.

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Ten years ago I was cool. Today I awoke to a child’s finger in my nose, wore pj’s all day and applied antiwrinkle cream. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

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Life doesn’t come with a manual, it comes with a mother / Natural Kitchen Towel

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My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, Karma. Well played.

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After getting the blanket, pillow, drink, snack, and TV show set, I’m pretty sure my toddler just looked at me and mouthed the words “I own you.”..

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When Mommy says she needs you to take a nap so she can “get stuff done” that’s code for: “Mommy needs time to eat those cookies she’s been hiding from you…”

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Motherhood is not for sissies.

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One vacation day a year? That’s all I get? We call it Mother’s Day, but technically you still have to work.

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Mom, watch this! is your child’s equivalent of “Hold my beer.” It usually means something foolish and dangerous is about to take place.

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Yes. I am still in my pajamas. What did I accomplish today? The kids are still alive. Say thank you. Now say I’m pretty.

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You never know how weird you are until you have a kid who acts just like you.

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You’re making it difficult for me to be the parent I always imagined I would be.

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My kids call it yelling. I call it motivational speaking for selective listeners.

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I’ve lost my mind. I’m pretty sure the kids took it.

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You will always be the sister of my soul, and the friend of my heart.

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