Family Towels

After getting the blanket, pillow, drink, snack, and TV show set, I’m pretty sure my toddler just looked at me and mouthed the words “I own you.”..

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Careful, Free Range Children.

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I love that you’re my mom.

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Mom Mommy Mom Mom Mommy Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. There’s no better job.

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My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, Karma. Well played.

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Ten years ago I was cool. Today I awoke to a child’s finger in my nose, wore pj’s all day and applied antiwrinkle cream. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

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Yes. I am still in my pajamas. What did I accomplish today? The kids are still alive. Say thank you. Now say I’m pretty.

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You will always be the sister of my soul, and the friend of my heart.

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You’re making it difficult for me to be the parent I always imagined I would be.

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