White Kitchen Towels

I’ve been training all season to eat at the party for the biggest football game of the year. Let the game begin!

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I’m thankful for the three ounce ziploc bag. It gives me somewhere to put my savings.

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I’m a God fearin’ hard workin’ combine driver hoggin’ up the road on my p-p-p-plower, chug a lug a luggin’ 5 miles an hour on my International Harvester

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I was going to throw in the towel, but then I remembered how much laundry I already have to do.

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I was going to bake you a cake, but alcohol sounded much better.

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I love you high as the sky, deep as the ocean, more than you’ll ever know.

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I let my email inbox get too full and now I can’t send or receive email. I should have thought of this sooner.

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I have hidden Your word in my heart -Psalm 119:11

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I drink my moonshine from a jar.

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I drink moonshine because I don’t like to keep things bottled up.

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I don’t sing in the shower. I perform.

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I am sorry for the things I said when it was winter.

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HOME is where your MOM is

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Here’s to the biggest football game of the year for making my embarrassing grocery list seem normal this week.

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Forget the dog. Beware of the kids… – Artist: Lynn Sanchelli

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Eat, drink, and jingle like you mean it

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Be mine (RED heart with black arrow)

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A women gets the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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