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Fairy tales are more than true not because they tell us that dragons exist but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten / 28″x28″ Reclaimed Wood Sign
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Laugh like you’re ten. Party like you’re twenty. Travel like you’re thirty. Think like you’re forty. Advise like you’re fifty. Care like you’re sixty. Love like you’re seventy. / 28″x28″ Reclaimed Wood Sign
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Just when my hallelujah grew tired, you gave me a new song. / 24″x12″ Reclaimed Wood Sign
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As long as we do it all exactly as I planned it, I can be totally flexible. / 14″x14″ Reclaimed Wood Sign
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After raising children, I now understand why some animals eat their young. / 14″x6″ Reclaimed Wood Sign
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If you laugh a lot, when you get older your wrinkles will be in the right places. / 14″x6″ Reclaimed Wood Sign
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Be a unicorn in a field of horses. / 14″x6″ Reclaimed Wood Sign
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Always be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn. / 14″x6″ Reclaimed Wood Sign
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In my defense, I was left unsupervised. / 14″x6″ Reclaimed Wood Sign
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I am not responsible for what my face does when you speak. / 14″x6″ Reclaimed Wood Sign
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The only thing to fear is fear itself …and spiders. / 14″x6″ Reclaimed Wood Sign
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I am a skilled, trained professional in pointing out the obvious and I speak fluent sarcasm. / 14″x6″ Reclaimed Wood Sign
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Slay your own dragons, princess. / 14″x6″ Reclaimed Wood Sign
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My superpower is singing in the shower. / 14″x6″ Reclaimed Wood Sign
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Sarcasm is my spirit animal. / 14″x6″ Reclaimed Wood Sign
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Based on my calculations, I can retire about 5 years after I die. / 14″x6″ Reclaimed Wood Sign
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Another fine day ruined by responsibility / 14″x6″ Reclaimed Wood Sign
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If raising children is such a priceless experience, why does it have to be so expensive? / 14″x6″ Reclaimed Wood Sign
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I’m not a procrastinator. I’m just extremely productive at unimportant things. / 14″x6″ Reclaimed Wood Sign
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Life would be infinitely better if pinatas magically appeared throughout the day. / 14″x6″ Reclaimed Wood Sign
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Sometimes I pretend to be normal. / 14″x6″ Reclaimed Wood Sign
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Excuse me while I strap your phone to my forehead so I can at least pretend you are looking at me when I talk. / 14″x6″ Reclaimed Wood Sign
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Out of my mind (back in five minutes) / 14″x6″ Reclaimed Wood Sign
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Every day, I understand the phrase, “I’m getting too old for this shit,” on a whole new level. / 14″x6″ Reclaimed Wood Sign
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