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I never said I would die without coffee. I said other people would.

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I get more cleaning done in the ten minutes before someone comes over than I can get done in an entire week.

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A walk on the beach is good for the soul / 6×14 Reclaimed Wood Wall Decor

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How to be a mermaid / 12×24 Reclaimed Wood Sign

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How to be a mermaid… / 12×24 Reclaimed Wood Sign

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We have kids. We have pets. This is why we can’t have nice things. / 6″x6″ Reclaimed Wood Sign

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I’m not saying I am Wonder Woman I’m just saying no one has ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room / 10″x10″ Reclaimed Wood Sign

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I accidentally sent my husband the kissy face emoji instead of the angry face, and now he thinks I like him.

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Controlling my tongue is no problem. It’s my facial expressions that need some work. / 6″x6″ Reclaimed Wood Sign

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Dear Lord, when my arms can’t reach those close to my heart, please hug them with my prayers. Amen (Bird image)

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New Home. New Beginning. New memories. / (MS Natural) Kitchen Tea Towel

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This home runs on love, laughter and inappropriate humor / Kitchen Towel

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You will always be the sister of my soul, and the friend of my heart.

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Unless your parenting advice includes which wine pairs best with six loads of laundry, kindly keep it to yourself.

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Bacon (noun) The reason I am not a vegetarian.

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Santa / Natural Pillow Cover

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Stove for display only / 14×6 Reclaimed Wood Wall Decor

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I am only a morning person on December 25th / 6×6 Reclaimed Wood Wall Decor Sign

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Stay Awhile. Just not as Long as Last Time / 6×6 Reclaimed Wood Wall Decor

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I don’t like morning people …or mornings… or people / 10×10 Reclaimed Wood Wall Decor

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