Towels

I read banned books.

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I just want 15 minutes with no one needing me, touching me, texting me, or talking to me. Is that really too much to ask?

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I have put one drink in each room. I’m gonna get dressed and go bar hopping.

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I don’t sing in the shower. I perform.

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I don’t go to the hair salon to get a haircut. I go there so someone will massage my scalp, tell me I look amazing, talk to me about anything other than cartoons, and mentally prepare me to go back to battle for four more weeks.

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I am sorry for the things I said when it was winter.

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HOME is where your MOM is

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Forget the dog. Beware of the kids… – Artist: Lynn Sanchelli

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For years, I’ve made sure the Tooth Fairy arrived faithfully anytime she was needed. Where the heck is the Alcohol Fairy when I need her?

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Eat, drink, and jingle like you mean it

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Each day, reflect on those little moments for which you are grateful. Often it is in the littlest moments that we find our greatest blessings.

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Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic.

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Bloody Mary recipe

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Because I’m the Bride and I SAID SO!

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Be mine (RED heart with black arrow)

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Baby, it’s cold outside.

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Any friend of coffee is a friend of mine.

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All you need is love and the beach.

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All she wanted for Christmas was a nap.

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