Family Towels

I love that you’re my mom.

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Mom Mommy Mom Mom Mommy Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. There’s no better job.

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To the world you are a mother, to your family you are the world / Natural Kitchen Towel

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Life doesn’t come with a manual, it comes with a mother / Natural Kitchen Towel

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Ten years ago I was cool. Today I awoke to a child’s finger in my nose, wore pj’s all day and applied antiwrinkle cream. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

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My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, Karma. Well played.

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After getting the blanket, pillow, drink, snack, and TV show set, I’m pretty sure my toddler just looked at me and mouthed the words “I own you.”..

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Careful, Free Range Children.

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Recipe “A Great Mother” . . .

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Observations four hours into homeschooling: Teachers need to make more than professional athletes, actors and CEOs.

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My kid ranked all his teachers today. I came in last place. So, yeah, homeschooling is going great.

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Motherhood. You know your life has changed when going to the grocery store by yourself is a vacation.

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Motherhood. When your fantasies are now about sleeping.

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Motherhood Powered by love. Fueled by coffee. Sustained by wine.

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Mama said there would be days like this.

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If you want to bring happiness to the whole world, go home and love your family.

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I’m the only Hell my mama ever raised.

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Each day, reflect on those little moments for which you are grateful. Often it is in the littlest moments that we find our greatest blessings.

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Mom, watch this! is your child’s equivalent of “Hold my beer.” It usually means something foolish and dangerous is about to take place.

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Yes. I am still in my pajamas. What did I accomplish today? The kids are still alive. Say thank you. Now say I’m pretty.

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