Towels

I’m feeling a little overworked & underintoxicated

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I’m a God fearin’ hard workin’ combine driver hoggin’ up the road on my p-p-p-plower, chug a lug a luggin’ 5 miles an hour on my International Harvester

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I’ll be Irish in a few beers. (SOME GREEN INK)

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I was socially isolating before it was cool.

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I was going to throw in the towel, but then I remembered how much laundry I already have to do.

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I was going to bake you a cake, but alcohol sounded much better.

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I thank God for my children every day. Without them, I would not have realized how well mac and cheese pairs with white wine.

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I Need Vitamin SEA / Natural Kitchen Towel

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I love you more than coffee, but not always before coffee.

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I love you high as the sky, deep as the ocean, more than you’ll ever know.

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I let my email inbox get too full and now I can’t send or receive email. I should have thought of this sooner.

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I have put one drink in each room. I’m gonna get dressed and go bar hopping.

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I have hidden Your word in my heart -Psalm 119:11

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I drink my moonshine from a jar.

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I drink moonshine because I don’t like to keep things bottled up.

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I don’t sing in the shower. I perform.

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I am the way, the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me. John 14:6

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I am sorry for the things I said when it was winter.

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HOME is where your MOM is

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