Collection: Humor

When it is time to work on designs, Dave tells us, "MORE FUNNY, MORE FUNNY!" He is the jokester, the one who makes us laugh all the time, and so in his honor, we present our collection of funny sentiments!
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    • The dentist said I needed a crown. (crown image) I was like I know, right?!

    The dentist said I needed a crown. (crown image) I was like I know, right?!

    $12.99

    Say it with a towel! You will love this versatile kitchen towel sized just right for daily kitchen use!

    Each 100% cotton towel is printed by hand, one at a time, and gets softer with each wash.

    Containing durable fabric and print, these absorbent towels will be the workhorse of your kitchen.

    Wrapped around a loaf of fresh banana bread, these towels are the perfect hostess gift for those who appreciate the beauty of handmade.

    COLD WASH/WARM DRY: Machine wash in cold water and warm dry. This will help to protect the life of the fabric and the shape of your towel.

    Product Dimensions: 20"x25"

    SKU: TWL134


    The dentist said I needed a crown. (crown image) I was like I know, right?!
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    • One glass of wine away from telling everyone what I really think.

    One glass of wine away from telling everyone what I really think.

    $12.99

    Say it with a towel! You will love this versatile kitchen towel sized just right for daily kitchen use!

    Each 100% cotton towel is printed by hand, one at a time, and gets softer with each wash.

    Containing durable fabric and print, these absorbent towels will be the workhorse of your kitchen.

    Wrapped around a loaf of fresh banana bread, these towels are the perfect hostess gift for those who appreciate the beauty of handmade.

    COLD WASH/WARM DRY: Machine wash in cold water and warm dry. This will help to protect the life of the fabric and the shape of your towel.

    Product Dimensions: 20"x25"

    SKU: TWL077


    One glass of wine away from telling everyone what I really think.
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    • I'm not saying I am Wonder Woman. I am just saying that no one has ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room.

    I'm not saying I am Wonder Woman. I am just saying that no one has ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room.

    $12.99

    Say it with a towel! You will love this versatile kitchen towel sized just right for daily kitchen use!

    Each 100% cotton towel is printed by hand, one at a time, and gets softer with each wash.

    Containing durable fabric and print, these absorbent towels will be the workhorse of your kitchen.

    Wrapped around a loaf of fresh banana bread, these towels are the perfect hostess gift for those who appreciate the beauty of handmade.

    COLD WASH/WARM DRY: Machine wash in cold water and warm dry. This will help to protect the life of the fabric and the shape of your towel.

    Product Dimensions: 20"x25"

    SKU: TWL139


    I'm not saying I am Wonder Woman. I am just saying that no one has ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room.
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    • We've been friends for so long, I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence.

    We've been friends for so long, I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence.

    $12.99

    Say it with a towel! You will love this versatile kitchen towel sized just right for daily kitchen use!

    Each 100% cotton towel is printed by hand, one at a time, and gets softer with each wash.

    Containing durable fabric and print, these absorbent towels will be the workhorse of your kitchen.

    Wrapped around a loaf of fresh banana bread, these towels are the perfect hostess gift for those who appreciate the beauty of handmade.

    COLD WASH/WARM DRY: Machine wash in cold water and warm dry. This will help to protect the life of the fabric and the shape of your towel.

    Product Dimensions: 20"x25"

    SKU: TWL172


    We've been friends for so long, I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence.
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    • You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I ever wanted in a friend.

    You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I ever wanted in a friend.

    $12.99

    Say it with a towel! You will love this versatile kitchen towel sized just right for daily kitchen use!

    Each 100% cotton towel is printed by hand, one at a time, and gets softer with each wash.

    Containing durable fabric and print, these absorbent towels will be the workhorse of your kitchen.

    Wrapped around a loaf of fresh banana bread, these towels are the perfect hostess gift for those who appreciate the beauty of handmade.

    COLD WASH/WARM DRY: Machine wash in cold water and warm dry. This will help to protect the life of the fabric and the shape of your towel.

    Product Dimensions: 20"x25"

    SKU: TWL014


    You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I ever wanted in a friend.
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    • Your crazy is showing. You might want to tuck that back in.

    Your crazy is showing. You might want to tuck that back in.

    $12.99

    Say it with a towel! You will love this versatile kitchen towel sized just right for daily kitchen use!

    Each 100% cotton towel is printed by hand, one at a time, and gets softer with each wash.

    Containing durable fabric and print, these absorbent towels will be the workhorse of your kitchen.

    Wrapped around a loaf of fresh banana bread, these towels are the perfect hostess gift for those who appreciate the beauty of handmade.

    COLD WASH/WARM DRY: Machine wash in cold water and warm dry. This will help to protect the life of the fabric and the shape of your towel.

    Product Dimensions: 20"x25"

    SKU: TWL165


    Your crazy is showing. You might want to tuck that back in.
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    • I do not have ducks. Or a row. I have squirrels, and they're everywhere. / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

    I do not have ducks. Or a row. I have squirrels, and they're everywhere. / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign

    $15.99

    The world doesn't build things the way they used to, but we do.

    These handmade reclaimed wood signs are made from one-hundred-year-old buildings. The reclaimed wood surface brings a piece of history to your home, while the wood frame makes for easy hanging and placement in your home.

    Offering finish options of White Reclaimed or Natural Reclaimed give each piece unique tones and color ranging from white, grey, brown and rich brown.

    The story of each piece can be found in its character. Each nail hole and blemish tells the story of the children who once walked across the wood floor, the animals kept warm and dry in grandpa barn and the hands that built a building more than one hundred years ago.

    Second Nature by Hand is proud to work with reclaimed materials, allowing us to offer our customers a fleeting treasure that is only available for as long as our limited supply of raw materials lasts.

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    SKU: 06DUCKS-AF


    I do not have ducks. Or a row. I have squirrels, and they're everywhere. / 6"x6" Reclaimed Wood Sign
    Sign
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    • I'm not bossy. I just know what you should be doing.

    I'm not bossy. I just know what you should be doing.

    $12.99

    Say it with a towel! You will love this versatile kitchen towel sized just right for daily kitchen use!

    Each 100% cotton towel is printed by hand, one at a time, and gets softer with each wash.

    Containing durable fabric and print, these absorbent towels will be the workhorse of your kitchen.

    Wrapped around a loaf of fresh banana bread, these towels are the perfect hostess gift for those who appreciate the beauty of handmade.

    COLD WASH/WARM DRY: Machine wash in cold water and warm dry. This will help to protect the life of the fabric and the shape of your towel.

    Product Dimensions: 20"x25"

    SKU: TWL318


    I'm not bossy. I just know what you should be doing.
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    • OMG, My mother was right about everything.

    OMG, My mother was right about everything.

    $12.99

    Say it with a towel! You will love this versatile kitchen towel sized just right for daily kitchen use!

    Each 100% cotton towel is printed by hand, one at a time, and gets softer with each wash.

    Containing durable fabric and print, these absorbent towels will be the workhorse of your kitchen.

    Wrapped around a loaf of fresh banana bread, these towels are the perfect hostess gift for those who appreciate the beauty of handmade.

    COLD WASH/WARM DRY: Machine wash in cold water and warm dry. This will help to protect the life of the fabric and the shape of your towel.

    Product Dimensions: 20"x25"

    SKU: TWL013


    OMG, My mother was right about everything.
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    • I'm having fruit salad for dinner. Well, it's mostly grapes actually. Ok, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for diner.

    I'm having fruit salad for dinner. Well, it's mostly grapes actually. Ok, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for diner.

    $12.99

    Say it with a towel! You will love this versatile kitchen towel sized just right for daily kitchen use!

    Each 100% cotton towel is printed by hand, one at a time, and gets softer with each wash.

    Containing durable fabric and print, these absorbent towels will be the workhorse of your kitchen.

    Wrapped around a loaf of fresh banana bread, these towels are the perfect hostess gift for those who appreciate the beauty of handmade.

    COLD WASH/WARM DRY: Machine wash in cold water and warm dry. This will help to protect the life of the fabric and the shape of your towel.

    Product Dimensions: 20"x25"

    SKU: TWL040


    I'm having fruit salad for dinner. Well, it's mostly grapes actually. Ok, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for diner.
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    • I love you a bushel and a peck and a hug around the neck.

    I love you a bushel and a peck and a hug around the neck.

    $12.99

    Say it with a towel! You will love this versatile kitchen towel sized just right for daily kitchen use!

    Each 100% cotton towel is printed by hand, one at a time, and gets softer with each wash.

    Containing durable fabric and print, these absorbent towels will be the workhorse of your kitchen.

    Wrapped around a loaf of fresh banana bread, these towels are the perfect hostess gift for those who appreciate the beauty of handmade.

    COLD WASH/WARM DRY: Machine wash in cold water and warm dry. This will help to protect the life of the fabric and the shape of your towel.

    Product Dimensions: 20"x25"

    SKU: TWL147


    I love you a bushel and a peck and a hug around the neck.
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    • Wash your hands and say your prayers, because Jesus and germs are everywhere

    Wash your hands and say your prayers, because Jesus and germs are everywhere

    $12.99

    Say it with a towel! You will love this versatile kitchen towel sized just right for daily kitchen use!

    Each 100% cotton towel is printed by hand, one at a time, and gets softer with each wash.

    Containing durable fabric and print, these absorbent towels will be the workhorse of your kitchen.

    Wrapped around a loaf of fresh banana bread, these towels are the perfect hostess gift for those who appreciate the beauty of handmade.

    COLD WASH/WARM DRY: Machine wash in cold water and warm dry. This will help to protect the life of the fabric and the shape of your towel.

    Product Dimensions: 20"x25"

    SKU: TWL383


    Wash your hands and say your prayers, because Jesus and germs are everywhere
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    • How do I like my eggs? Umm, in a cake.

    How do I like my eggs? Umm, in a cake.

    $12.99

    Say it with a towel! You will love this versatile kitchen towel sized just right for daily kitchen use!

    Each 100% cotton towel is printed by hand, one at a time, and gets softer with each wash.

    Containing durable fabric and print, these absorbent towels will be the workhorse of your kitchen.

    Wrapped around a loaf of fresh banana bread, these towels are the perfect hostess gift for those who appreciate the beauty of handmade.

    COLD WASH/WARM DRY: Machine wash in cold water and warm dry. This will help to protect the life of the fabric and the shape of your towel.

    Product Dimensions: 20"x25"

    SKU: TWL131


    How do I like my eggs? Umm, in a cake.
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    • You're ridiculous. And by that I mean we'll always be friends

    You're ridiculous. And by that I mean we'll always be friends.

    $12.99

    Say it with a towel! You will love this versatile kitchen towel sized just right for daily kitchen use!

    Each 100% cotton towel is printed by hand, one at a time, and gets softer with each wash.

    Containing durable fabric and print, these absorbent towels will be the workhorse of your kitchen.

    Wrapped around a loaf of fresh banana bread, these towels are the perfect hostess gift for those who appreciate the beauty of handmade.

    COLD WASH/WARM DRY: Machine wash in cold water and warm dry. This will help to protect the life of the fabric and the shape of your towel.

    Product Dimensions: 20"x25"

    SKU: TWL104


    You're ridiculous. And by that I mean we'll always be friends.
    You're ridiculous. And by that I mean we'll always be friends
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    • I live in a madhouse ruled by a tiny army that I made myself.

    I live in a madhouse ruled by a tiny army that I made myself.

    $12.99

    Say it with a towel! You will love this versatile kitchen towel sized just right for daily kitchen use!

    Each 100% cotton towel is printed by hand, one at a time, and gets softer with each wash.

    Containing durable fabric and print, these absorbent towels will be the workhorse of your kitchen.

    Wrapped around a loaf of fresh banana bread, these towels are the perfect hostess gift for those who appreciate the beauty of handmade.

    COLD WASH/WARM DRY: Machine wash in cold water and warm dry. This will help to protect the life of the fabric and the shape of your towel.

    Product Dimensions: 20"x25"

    SKU: TWL045


    I live in a madhouse ruled by a tiny army that I made myself.
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    • When a woman says "Do whatever you want" Do NOT do whatever you want.

    When a woman says "Do whatever you want" Do NOT do whatever you want.

    $12.99

    Say it with a towel! You will love this versatile kitchen towel sized just right for daily kitchen use!

    Each 100% cotton towel is printed by hand, one at a time, and gets softer with each wash.

    Containing durable fabric and print, these absorbent towels will be the workhorse of your kitchen.

    Wrapped around a loaf of fresh banana bread, these towels are the perfect hostess gift for those who appreciate the beauty of handmade.

    COLD WASH/WARM DRY: Machine wash in cold water and warm dry. This will help to protect the life of the fabric and the shape of your towel.

    Product Dimensions: 20"x25"

    SKU: TWL043


    When a woman says "Do whatever you want" Do NOT do whatever you want.
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    • They say God only gives you what you can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a badass.

    They say God only gives you what you can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a badass.

    $12.99

    Say it with a towel! You will love this versatile kitchen towel sized just right for daily kitchen use!

    Each 100% cotton towel is printed by hand, one at a time, and gets softer with each wash.

    Containing durable fabric and print, these absorbent towels will be the workhorse of your kitchen.

    Wrapped around a loaf of fresh banana bread, these towels are the perfect hostess gift for those who appreciate the beauty of handmade.

    COLD WASH/WARM DRY: Machine wash in cold water and warm dry. This will help to protect the life of the fabric and the shape of your towel.

    Product Dimensions: 20"x25"

    SKU: TWL152


    They say God only gives you what you can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a badass.
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    • Move over the dog sits here Pillow Cover

    Move over the dog sits here Pillow Cover

    $19.99

    This slub cotton fabric showcases texture and dimension making any design pop.
    Features a fringe border and fringe patch on front.

    Accommodates an 18"x18" insert (sold separately). Zip closure. 100% cotton.

    Machine wash warm with like colors. Non-chlorine bleach. Tumble dry low. Warm iron as needed. Made in India.

    This listing is for a pillow case cover only - click here to purchase an insert.

    Product Dimensions: 18" H x 2.5" W x 18" L

    SKU: MSPILNR018


    Move over the dog sits here Pillow Cover
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    • Unless your parenting advice includes which wine pairs best with six loads of laundry, kindly keep it to yourself.

    Unless your parenting advice includes which wine pairs best with six loads of laundry, kindly keep it to yourself.

    $12.99

    Say it with a towel! You will love this versatile kitchen towel sized just right for daily kitchen use!

    Each 100% cotton towel is printed by hand, one at a time, and gets softer with each wash.

    Containing durable fabric and print, these absorbent towels will be the workhorse of your kitchen.

    Wrapped around a loaf of fresh banana bread, these towels are the perfect hostess gift for those who appreciate the beauty of handmade.

    COLD WASH/WARM DRY: Machine wash in cold water and warm dry. This will help to protect the life of the fabric and the shape of your towel.

    Product Dimensions: 20"x25"

    SKU: TWL177


    Unless your parenting advice includes which wine pairs best with six loads of laundry, kindly keep it to yourself.
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    • Lord keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.

    Lord keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.

    $12.99

    Say it with a towel! You will love this versatile kitchen towel sized just right for daily kitchen use!

    Each 100% cotton towel is printed by hand, one at a time, and gets softer with each wash.

    Containing durable fabric and print, these absorbent towels will be the workhorse of your kitchen.

    Wrapped around a loaf of fresh banana bread, these towels are the perfect hostess gift for those who appreciate the beauty of handmade.

    COLD WASH/WARM DRY: Machine wash in cold water and warm dry. This will help to protect the life of the fabric and the shape of your towel.

    Product Dimensions: 20"x25"

    SKU: TWL004


    Lord keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.
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    • Dear Lord, Please don't let my husband be home when all my online orders arrive. -Amen..

    Dear Lord, Please don't let my husband be home when all my online orders arrive. -Amen..

    $12.99

    Say it with a towel! You will love this versatile kitchen towel sized just right for daily kitchen use!

    Each 100% cotton towel is printed by hand, one at a time, and gets softer with each wash.

    Containing durable fabric and print, these absorbent towels will be the workhorse of your kitchen.

    Wrapped around a loaf of fresh banana bread, these towels are the perfect hostess gift for those who appreciate the beauty of handmade.

    COLD WASH/WARM DRY: Machine wash in cold water and warm dry. This will help to protect the life of the fabric and the shape of your towel.

    Product Dimensions: 20"x25"

    SKU: TWL076


    Dear Lord, Please don't let my husband be home when all my online orders arrive. -Amen..
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    • PROVEN FACT: If you wait long enough to make dinner, everyone will just eat cereal.
    Artist Series from Sarcastic Mommy

    PROVEN FACT: If you wait long enough to make dinner, everyone will just eat cereal.

    $12.99

    Say it with a towel! You will love this versatile kitchen towel sized just right for daily kitchen use!

    Each 100% cotton towel is printed by hand, one at a time, and gets softer with each wash.

    Containing durable fabric and print, these absorbent towels will be the workhorse of your kitchen.

    Wrapped around a loaf of fresh banana bread, these towels are the perfect hostess gift for those who appreciate the beauty of handmade.

    COLD WASH/WARM DRY: Machine wash in cold water and warm dry. This will help to protect the life of the fabric and the shape of your towel.

    Product Dimensions: 20"x25"

    SKU: TWL208_SM


    PROVEN FACT: If you wait long enough to make dinner, everyone will just eat cereal.
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    • If only there was a vaccine for stupidity / Natural Kitchen Towel

    If only there was a vaccine for stupidity / Natural Kitchen Towel

    $12.99

    Say it with a towel! You will love this versatile kitchen towel sized just right for daily kitchen use!

    Each 100% cotton towel is printed by hand, one at a time, and gets softer with each wash.

    Containing durable fabric and print, these absorbent towels will be the workhorse of your kitchen.

    Wrapped around a loaf of fresh banana bread, these towels are the perfect hostess gift for those who appreciate the beauty of handmade.

    COLD WASH/WARM DRY: Machine wash in cold water and warm dry. This will help to protect the life of the fabric and the shape of your towel.

    Product Dimensions: 20"x25"

    SKU: TWLNR984


    If only there was a vaccine for stupidity / Natural Kitchen Towel
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    • Everyone thinks that a girl's dream is to find the perfect guy. PLEASE... Every girl's dream is to eat without getting fat.

    Everyone thinks that a girl's dream is to find the perfect guy. PLEASE... Every girl's dream is to eat without getting fat.

    $12.99

    Say it with a towel! You will love this versatile kitchen towel sized just right for daily kitchen use!

    Each 100% cotton towel is printed by hand, one at a time, and gets softer with each wash.

    Containing durable fabric and print, these absorbent towels will be the workhorse of your kitchen.

    Wrapped around a loaf of fresh banana bread, these towels are the perfect hostess gift for those who appreciate the beauty of handmade.

    COLD WASH/WARM DRY: Machine wash in cold water and warm dry. This will help to protect the life of the fabric and the shape of your towel.

    Product Dimensions: 20"x25"

    SKU: TWL129


    Everyone thinks that a girl's dream is to find the perfect guy. PLEASE... Every girl's dream is to eat without getting fat.
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