Humor Towels

We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad inf

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The dentist said I needed a crown. (crown image) I was like I know, right?!

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They say God only gives you what you can handle. Apparently, God thinks I’m a ba

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Your crazy is showing. You might want to tuck that back in.

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I DO NOT HAVE DUCKS OR A ROW I HAVE SQUIRRELS KITCHEN TOWEL

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Dear Liver, It is going to be a rough month… STAY STRONG.

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Dear Karma, I have a list of people you forgot.

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You know what takes longer than a kid telling a story? Nothing. Absolutely nothi

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Sarcasm ( noun ) The brain’s natural defense against dumb.

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I’m sorry for what I said when I was hungry.

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OH RELAX OBVIOUSLY NOTHING IS UNDER CONTROL KITCHEN TOWEL

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CONTROLLING MY TONGUE IS NO PROBLEM IT’S MY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS THAT NEED WORK KITCHEN TOWEL

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I won’t be remembered as a woman who kept her mouth shut. I’m OK with that. (100% Cotton Towel)

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If there was an elf on the shelf in this house, he would most likely need therap

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I have a ton of excitement in my life. (I used to call it stress, but I feel muc

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Shit creek survivor (towel)

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I am not saying I am Wonder Woman. I am just saying that no one has ever seen me

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If you have to ask if it is too early to drink wine, …

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Now accepting applications for a partner in crime: Must be fluent in smart ass,

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Yes I can still party like a rock star. However, it would appear that I cannot r

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