Humor Towels

Oh Relax Obviously Nothing Is Under Control Kitchen Towel

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If you have to ask if it is too early to drink wine, you’re an amateur and we can’t be friends.

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Controlling My Tongue Is No Problem It’s My Facial Expressions That Need Work Kitchen Towel

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I won’t be remembered as a woman who kept her mouth shut. I’m OK with that.

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Dear Lord, Please don’t let my husband be home when all my online orders arrive. -Amen..

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This kitchen is closed due to illness.

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We’ll be friends until we are old …. White Kitchen Towel

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I Do Not Have Ducks Or A Row I Have Squirrels Kitchen Towel

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I don’t know who needs to hear this but gardener Towel

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You’re ridiculous. And by that I mean we’ll always be friends.

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I hate it when I’m singing and the artist gets it wrong.

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Instead of “single” as my relationship status, I prefer “Independently Owned and Operated.”

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I accidentally sent my husband the kissy face emoji instead of the angry face, and now he thinks I like him.

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Teachers are superheroes. The End.

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Chocolate comes from cocoa, which comes from a tree. That makes chocolate a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as a salad. The End.

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Wash your hands and say your prayers, because Jesus and germs are everywhere

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Fluent in Fowl Language 2 White Kitchen Towel

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Let’s grow old and botox together White Kitchen Towel

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I have a ton of excitement in my life. (I used to call it stress, but I feel much better now that I call it excitement.)

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I was diagnosed with OCCABD. Obsessive, compulsive, cursing, angry bitch disorder. There is no cure.

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