Humor Towels

Your speed doesn’t matter… forward is forward. (Turtle images)

In stock

Your garden club may have scintillating discussions, but my garden club can drink your garden club under the table.

In stock

Your crazy is showing. You might want to tuck that back in.

In stock

You’re ridiculous. And by that I mean we’ll always be friends.

In stock

You’re Not Drinking Alone If The Dog Is Home Kitchen Towel

In stock

You know what takes longer than a kid telling a story? Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

In stock

Yes, I can still party like an absolute rock star. However, it would appear that I cannot recover like one.

In stock

When I win the lottery, I’m going to wait to share the money with my kids for as long as it took them to clean up like I asked them…18 years should be about right.

In stock

When do we usually find out who the teachers are for next year? I hope it isn’t me.

In stock

We’ll be friends until we are old …. White Kitchen Towel

In stock

Wash your hands and say your prayers, because Jesus and germs are everywhere

In stock

This kitchen is closed due to illness.

In stock

They say God only gives you what you can handle. Apparently, God thinks I’m a badass.

In stock

The problem with political jokes is too many of them get elected.

In stock

The internet was down today. That explains why the house is so clean and dinner is on the table.

In stock

Teachers are superheroes. The End.

In stock

Take Life One Sip At A Time Kitchen Towel

In stock

Stop petting my peeves White Kitchen Towel

In stock

Sorry for what I said during the football game.

In stock

Shit creek survivor

In stock