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You inspire me (to drink)

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Wine gets better with time. I get better with wine / Natural Kitchen Towel

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Whip it. Whip it good.

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Unless your parenting advice includes which wine pairs best with six loads of laundry, kindly keep it to yourself.

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To me, “drink responsibly” means DON’T SPILL IT.

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They say moms placed in a life or death situations with their children develop superhuman strength. Last night during a tantrum, I uncorked a bottle of wine with my teeth.

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There will be absolutely no working during drinking hours.

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The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. / Natural Kitchen Towel

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The holidays will be fine just as long as we have wine.

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The good thing about water is that you can have it in your workplace. Now, what’s special about vodka is that it looks like water.

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Step aside coffee. This is a job for alcohol.

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Some days its nice to just relax and have a cocktail and then, other days it’s nice to just relax and have a cocktail.

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Ramen (noun) A gourmet meal for college students and others oppressed by debt.

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People disappoint…pizza is eternal.

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PARENT OF THE YEAR AWARD: Helping your child search for the chocolate you ate last night.

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Oh the weather outside is frightful, but the wine is so delightful.

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Nothing says “I mean business” like using a cart at the liquor store.

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No coffee, no workee.

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Never trust a skinny cook.

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My little love muffin.

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