Food & Drink Towels

I love you, coffee

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My little love muffin.

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Never trust a skinny cook.

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Grocery List (noun) Document you spend time writing but forget to bring to the store.

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Diet Soda (noun) A drink you buy to go with a double cheeseburger and fires.

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If it weren’t for coffee I’d have no personality whatsoever.

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Just eat real food.

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Ramen (noun) A gourmet meal for college students and others oppressed by debt.

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Oh the weather outside is frightful, but the wine is so delightful.

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Any friend of coffee is a friend of mine.

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Bloody Mary recipe

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Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic.

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I have put one drink in each room. I’m gonna get dressed and go bar hopping.

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I was going to bake you a cake, but alcohol sounded much better.

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My cooking is so awesome, even the smoke alarm cheers me on.

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No coffee, no workee.

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There will be absolutely no working during drinking hours.

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