Food & Drink Towels

How do I like my eggs? Umm, in a cake.

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I accidentally went grocery shopping on a empty stomach and now I’m the proud owner of aisle 9.

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I always offer my family two dinner choices. Take it or leave it.

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I don’t always drink wine, but… yes I do.

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I drink bourbon because I don’t like to keep things bottled up.

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I have put one drink in each room. I’m gonna get dressed and go bar hopping.

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I like to cook with wine. Sometimes I even put it in my food.

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I love you, coffee

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I need is a little bit of coffee and a whole lotta Jesus

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I never said I would die without coffee. I said other people would.

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I was going to bake you a cake, but alcohol sounded much better.

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I’ll have a cafe-mocha-vodka-valium-latte to go, please.

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I’m having fruit salad for dinner. Well, it’s mostly grapes actually. Ok, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I’m having wine for diner.

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If it weren’t for coffee I’d have no personality whatsoever.

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Just eat real food.

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My cooking is so awesome, even the smoke alarm cheers me on.

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My favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations.

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My little love muffin.

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