Food & Drink Towels

Eating (verb) When there is nothing else to do.

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Coffee Chocolate Men. Some things are just better rich.

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I always offer my family two dinner choices. Take it or leave it.

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Oh the weather outside is frightful, but the wine is so delightful.

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I drink bourbon because I don’t like to keep things bottled up.

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I’ll have a cafe-mocha-vodka-valium-latte to go, please.

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For the third time this week, I’m buying booze for the next two weeks

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Dieting is hard. I left off the spinkles on my cupcake today. (cupcake image)

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Anyone else feel like they’ve cooked dinner 795 times this month?

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People disappoint…pizza is eternal.

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Ramen (noun) A gourmet meal for college students and others oppressed by debt.

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Just eat real food.

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Whip it. Whip it good.

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Wine gets better with time. I get better with wine / Natural Kitchen Towel

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To me, “drink responsibly” means DON’T SPILL IT.

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If it weren’t for coffee I’d have no personality whatsoever.

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I accidentally went grocery shopping on a empty stomach and now I’m the proud owner of aisle 9.

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Good news. Holiday calories don’t count.

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Diet Soda (noun) A drink you buy to go with a double cheeseburger and fires.

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The holidays will be fine just as long as we have wine.

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