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For Christmas, I’ll be having my favorite drink. It’s called “a lot.”

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Eating (verb) When there is nothing else to do.

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I always offer my family two dinner choices. Take it or leave it.

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Oh the weather outside is frightful, but the wine is so delightful.

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I drink bourbon because I don’t like to keep things bottled up.

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For the third time this week, I’m buying booze for the next two weeks

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Ramen (noun) A gourmet meal for college students and others oppressed by debt.

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Just eat real food.

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Wine gets better with time. I get better with wine / Natural Kitchen Towel

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Good news. Holiday calories don’t count.

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Diet Soda (noun) A drink you buy to go with a double cheeseburger and fires.

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The holidays will be fine just as long as we have wine.

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Grocery List (noun) Document you spend time writing but forget to bring to the store.

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The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. / Natural Kitchen Towel

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There will be absolutely no working during drinking hours.

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No coffee, no workee.

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Never trust a skinny cook.

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My little love muffin.

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