Food & Drink Towels

You inspire me (to drink)

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Gimme some sugar / Natural Kitchen Towel

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The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. / Natural Kitchen Towel

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Calorie (noun) A tiny creature that lives in your closet and sews your clothes a little tighter every night.

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The holidays will be fine just as long as we have wine.

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Good news. Holiday calories don’t count.

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I accidentally went grocery shopping on a empty stomach and now I’m the proud owner of aisle 9.

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To me, “drink responsibly” means DON’T SPILL IT.

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Whip it. Whip it good.

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People disappoint…pizza is eternal.

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Anyone else feel like they’ve cooked dinner 795 times this month?

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Dieting is hard. I left off the spinkles on my cupcake today. (cupcake image)

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For the third time this week, I’m buying booze for the next two weeks

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I’ll have a cafe-mocha-vodka-valium-latte to go, please.

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I drink bourbon because I don’t like to keep things bottled up.

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I always offer my family two dinner choices. Take it or leave it.

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Coffee Chocolate Men. Some things are just better rich.

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Eating (verb) When there is nothing else to do.

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I need is a little bit of coffee and a whole lotta Jesus

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Step aside coffee. This is a job for alcohol.

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