Food & Drink Towels

One glass of wine away from telling everyone what I really think. (wine glass im

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You drink too much. You cuss too much …

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I’m having fruit salad for dinner. Well, it’s mostly grapes actually. Ok, all

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I was going to bake you a cake, but alcohol sounded so much better. (Towel)

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My cooking is so awesome, even the smoke alarm cheers me on.

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Good friends offer advice and wisdom. *Best friends come over unannounced with v

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My favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations.

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To me, “drink responsibly” means DON’T SPILL IT.

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Step aside coffee. This is a job for alcohol.

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Apparently, “alcohol” is not an appropriate answer to “What motivates you?” (100% Cotton Towel)

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Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. (100% Cotton Towe

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I don’t always drink wine, but…yes I do.

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Unless your parenting advice includes which wine pairs best with six loads of ..

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Everyone thinks that a girl’s dream is to find the perfect guy. PLEASE? Every gi

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I accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty stomach, and now I’m the proud

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They say moms placed in a life or death situations with their children develop s

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The good thing about water is that you can have it in your workplace. Now, what

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Nothing says ?I mean business? like using a cart at the liquor store.

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I’ll have a caf?-mocha-vodka-valium-latte to go, please.

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One martini, two martini, three martini, Floor! (martini glass/stick figure ima

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