Towels
As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord ~Joshua 24:15
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Motherhood. You know your life has changed when going to the grocery store by yourself is a vacation.
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Ten years ago I was cool. Today I awoke to a child’s finger in my nose, wore pj’s all day and applied antiwrinkle cream. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
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Recipe “A Great Mother” . . .
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Yes. I am still in my pajamas. What did I accomplish today? The kids are still alive. Say thank you. Now say I’m pretty.
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Motherhood. When your fantasies are now about sleeping.
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They say moms placed in a life or death situations with their children develop superhuman strength. Last night during a tantrum, I uncorked a bottle of wine with my teeth.
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I’m sorry for what I said when I was hungry.
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Step aside coffee. This is a job for alcohol.
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Dear Liver, It is going to be a rough month… STAY STRONG.
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After getting the blanket, pillow, drink, snack, and TV show set, I’m pretty sure my toddler just looked at me and mouthed the words “I own you.”..
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Dear Lord, Please don’t let my husband be home when all my online orders arrive. -Amen..
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One glass of wine away from telling everyone what I really think.
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Mom Mommy Mom Mom Mommy Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. There’s no better job.
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And they lived happily ever after.
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Out came the sun and dried up all the rain.
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The most important work we will ever do is within the walls of our own home.
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Ramen (noun) A gourmet meal for college students and others oppressed by debt.
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You’re making it difficult for me to be the parent I always imagined I would be.
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Mama said there would be days like this.
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Mom, watch this! is your child’s equivalent of “Hold my beer.” It usually means something foolish and dangerous is about to take place.
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Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily Life is but a dream!
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I accidentally went grocery shopping on a empty stomach and now I’m the proud owner of aisle 9.
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