Towels
No coffee, no workee.
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Yes, I can still party like an absolute rock star. However, it would appear that I cannot recover like one.
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You’re ridiculous. And by that I mean we’ll always be friends.
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A clean house is the sign of a wasted life.
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Grocery List (noun) Document you spend time writing but forget to bring to the store.
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Sarcasm (noun) The brain’s natural defense against dumb.
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Bacon (noun) The reason I am not a vegetarian.
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Diet Soda (noun) A drink you buy to go with a double cheeseburger and fires.
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LIFE is a dance to the music within you.
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Remember, as far as everyone knows we are a normal family
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Life without dogs. I don’t think so. (dog image)
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Dieting is hard. I left off the spinkles on my cupcake today. (cupcake image)
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I used to have a handle on life. But the handle broke off.
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HOME is where your MOM is
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I need is a little bit of coffee and a whole lotta Jesus
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Everyone thinks that a girl’s dream is to find the perfect guy. PLEASE… Every girl’s dream is to eat without getting fat.
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Good friends offer advice and wisdom. *Best friends come over unannounced with vodka, super-hero costumes, glitter, fireworks, and bacon.
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How do I like my eggs? Umm, in a cake.
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To me, “drink responsibly” means DON’T SPILL IT.
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I want to be a mature adult. I really do. But I also want to eat ice cream and wear pajamas all day. Do you see my dilemma here?
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The dentist said I needed a crown. (crown image) I was like I know, right?!
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Chocolate comes from cocoa, which comes from a tree. That makes chocolate a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as a salad. The End.
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I don’t want buns of steel. I want buns of cinnamon.
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